"youre both dumbasses"
Sarah: is that a brownie?!
Kwesi: no it's a muffin!
Sarah: that's deff a brownie!
Kwesi: NO ITS A MUFFIN!
Emma: you guys are both dumbasses it's a cupcake!
with you i fall so fast
WHY must you be like 45 mins away and I DONT HAVE A CAR…. I want to see you…..
Everyone Follow My Neighbor Emma →
oh my gosh. i cannot stop thinking about him.
carolinehustles: it’s a diiiiiiiiseaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase!
Happy birfday hayleyyyy
Fb told me sooooo
so in this hour
The Rocket Summer…oh yes. What a brilliant band. Tons of drama in my life, of which I don’t want. Sometimes I just like to be alone, and college…this is no place to be alone. Ever. The door is always unlocked, and people are in and out, which is fine. Just don’t proceed to act like you know me. Don’t leave me alone with a stranger, dont do this, dont do that. I...
guest appearance from the lovely emma.
hello world. here’s some fun facts for the day… 1. i have the fucking weirdest fish ever! they swim upside down…idk? and then they run into each other. EXPLAIN THAT!? fucking weirdos! 2. if you use flavored lube to have sex she will develop a SEVERE rash! —so go for the sugar free and you’ll be fine. (i dont know this from experience… the man at the sex store...
So my best friend’s name is emma. we met about a month ago and she is clearly the coolest person ever. the other night (when i wasn’t in the right state of mind) all i kept saying was i love emma. right now emma and i are trying to find different ways to get rid of pimples…this is hella interesting. she just used my zeno and it fucking hurt! now we’re going to try to...
Music i should download?!(:
(via hellllaboss) School Boy Humor,Jet Lag Gemini,Thrice, Passion Pit, Empire Of The Sun,Rookie Of The Year.
realizations of today:
seanniieegurrl: i’m a beast at graphic layout design. you guys have no idea. i REALLYwish they’d invite me. ….why am i nervous for that. fuck i don’t want to do that health thing. i dont really like that girl. she better not become editor in chief. i’m gonna need more clothes. yaaayyyy. we’ve all really HAVE grown apart. the first thing is what i go to college for. ahahah.
Someone will share your warmth soon
I am a happy man
he's one person.. ONE PERSON
a regular person. Knock it off.
i thought i told yaaaaa imma starrrr.
hellllaboss: (via rachhelle)